Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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