I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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