no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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