Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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