Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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