How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
