and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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