I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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