I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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