Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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