Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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