Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
True college students do jello shots in the library
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