just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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