We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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