bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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