You're so nebulous sometimes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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