Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She said her name was "party"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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