There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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