Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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