guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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