I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Fuck appropriateness.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
