i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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