with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Michael Bay diarrhea
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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