I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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