yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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