you have to choose: penises or morals?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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