There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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