I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize