just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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