Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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