we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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