Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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