new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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