I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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