haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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