why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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