Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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