Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

to do: lose virginity to hamster dance

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(905): View more from Toronto

Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants

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(973): View more from New Jersey

we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

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(707): View more from California

I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list

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