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(703): View more from Virginia

Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.

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(703): Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U. http://tfl.nu/bimg

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(301): View more from Maryland

I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes

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(301): I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes http://tfl.nu/yjwe

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(708): View more from Illinois

she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.

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(708): she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress. http://tfl.nu/x8tu

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(817): View more from Texas

They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.

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(817): They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts. http://tfl.nu/tuhd

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

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(910): I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about. http://tfl.nu/tvk3

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(949): View more from California

Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.

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(949): Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand. http://tfl.nu/6vlj

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(850): View more from Florida

Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model

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(850): Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model http://tfl.nu/o9d2

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(770): View more from Georgia

How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?

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4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee

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(770): How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night? (678): 4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee http://tfl.nu/1zan

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(949): View more from California

You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.

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(949): You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on. http://tfl.nu/pfvu

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(330): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?

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(330): I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit? http://tfl.nu/uql2

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?

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(814): Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids? http://tfl.nu/tder

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.

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(580): I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian. http://tfl.nu/4ukn

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(480): View more from Arizona

COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS

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(480): COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS http://tfl.nu/rprl

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He stood me up.

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I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.

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(724): He stood me up. (724): I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone. http://tfl.nu/xslj

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.

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(848): Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem. http://tfl.nu/e34z

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