There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?