Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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