dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I need a burrito and a hug.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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