no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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