I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
