A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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