she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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