..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize