Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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