Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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