I molested 6 butterflies tonight
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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