i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Success! We fucked roommates!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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