??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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