If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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