Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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