maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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