Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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