why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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