My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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