just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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