I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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