Swine flu is the new snow day.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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