Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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