Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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