You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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